tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post8238282711144353326..comments2023-05-27T21:11:18.706+09:30Comments on Swinging like a rusty gate: Come on Rover, here boy!Rustyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15298691125378912723noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-63588091503291623322012-08-18T13:42:41.932+09:302012-08-18T13:42:41.932+09:30It wouldn't of happened to be a Space Shuttle ...It wouldn't of happened to be a Space Shuttle Columbia mug by any chance?Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15298691125378912723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-25995603815521694782012-08-18T11:42:56.232+09:302012-08-18T11:42:56.232+09:30You are nuts.
I went to the Kennedy Space Center ...You are nuts.<br /><br />I went to the Kennedy Space Center and got a coffee mug covered with a list of scientific equations on one side, the statement of what the equation meant ("lift off", etc.) on the other side and "It IS rocket science around the top. ...or bottom. ...I forget. The mug broke.Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06870283055927616591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-39273115229149901902012-08-16T22:52:20.470+09:302012-08-16T22:52:20.470+09:30And probably the drinking and not having a sweet n...And probably the drinking and not having a sweet nerd Mohawk would be among those reasons.<br /><br />All six wheels on the Curiosity Rover can steer, so it should be able to do sweet donuts. Engine size? It runs on Plutonium. Essentially it is the car from Back to the Future II. Only with fricken laser beamsRustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15298691125378912723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-29175342675426450022012-08-16T22:34:24.939+09:302012-08-16T22:34:24.939+09:30My science skills are pretty poor, but I have to w...My science skills are pretty poor, but I have to wonder, what is the gravity like on Mars? I bet that Rover could do some pretty sweet jumps if they got it going fast enough. Forget the search for caramel: I want to see this thing fly off a ramp at 100 mph and slam into a crater.<br /><br />This, among other things, is why I don't work for NASA.A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-86187343481237657282012-08-16T10:28:03.714+09:302012-08-16T10:28:03.714+09:30There is nothing worse then missing a shot so badl...There is nothing worse then missing a shot so badly that it would be best measured in light years.Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15298691125378912723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-89813634797022162162012-08-16T03:58:03.932+09:302012-08-16T03:58:03.932+09:30lol Don't worry...6 billion dollars and I wou...lol Don't worry...6 billion dollars and I would most likely miss the rolled up paper shot too ;)Jaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15942630725082121374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-42889553321582354052012-08-14T20:59:22.158+09:302012-08-14T20:59:22.158+09:30Wow, have you ever seen a more beautiful poem?? Y...Wow, have you ever seen a more beautiful poem?? You have to keep it forever, and when you are a famous comedian and decide to write your life story, you should incude this poem in the forward, of course mentioning how amazing I am, ha ha :)<br /><br />Jehovah!Kinley Danehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02648398736837020249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-75488248380943964792012-08-14T13:27:19.091+09:302012-08-14T13:27:19.091+09:30The Mars Rover Grover fell over on clovers, then f...The Mars Rover Grover fell over on clovers, then flipped into the Strait of Dover, exploding into a pavlova super Nova in time for Passover, which spread so far, moreover, that it even killed the Australian drover! "Jehovah!" he exploded.Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15298691125378912723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-15636084942155322562012-08-14T13:24:26.702+09:302012-08-14T13:24:26.702+09:30Ladies and Gentlemen Kianwi!Ladies and Gentlemen Kianwi!Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15298691125378912723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-4657649838377467932012-08-14T12:32:19.024+09:302012-08-14T12:32:19.024+09:30The Mars Rover Grover fell over on clovers, then f...The Mars Rover Grover fell over on clovers, then flipped into the Strait of Dover, exploding into a pavlova super Nova in time for Passover, which spread so far, moreover, that it even killed the Australian drover!Kinley Danehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02648398736837020249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-45393954739820955182012-08-14T00:50:19.974+09:302012-08-14T00:50:19.974+09:30Thank you :)Thank you :)Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15298691125378912723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-72000117215205669172012-08-14T00:38:08.338+09:302012-08-14T00:38:08.338+09:30And some of the bigger boys. Would you say no to a...And some of the bigger boys. Would you say no to a 899kg nuclear powered remote control car delivered to your house with a "sky crane"?Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15298691125378912723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-45464993453847323462012-08-14T00:36:54.162+09:302012-08-14T00:36:54.162+09:30Because the rover is nuclear powered...
The Mars ...Because the rover is nuclear powered...<br /><br />The Mars Rover fell over on clovers, then flipped into the Strait of Dover, exploding into a pavlova super Nova in time for Passover.Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15298691125378912723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-66628863376262707052012-08-14T00:32:18.006+09:302012-08-14T00:32:18.006+09:30I did actually perform some of the jokes above ton...I did actually perform some of the jokes above tonight<br /><br />I'm not above stealing jokes from my own blog :pRustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15298691125378912723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-42748439617512165482012-08-13T13:26:40.236+09:302012-08-13T13:26:40.236+09:30Love that you're easily entertained and that, ...Love that you're easily entertained and that, in the process of easily entertaining yourself, you easily entertain us. Bringing Grover in to all this was *the* perfect touch!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-43169234290206522082012-08-13T08:46:20.695+09:302012-08-13T08:46:20.695+09:30The first I'd do was commandeer the laser to d...The first I'd do was commandeer the laser to do some etchings for future generations to puzzle over. "In shocking news today, the first manned mission to Mars ran across a gigantic drawing of a three-way on the side of Mons Olympus. Scientists are baffled and aroused."DogsOnDrugs.comhttp://dogsondrugs.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-4171602113215151902012-08-13T06:54:26.870+09:302012-08-13T06:54:26.870+09:30I want to hack into the NASA computer and take the...I want to hack into the NASA computer and take the rover for a spin.Brett Minorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13181569922751252054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-63586999020789562612012-08-13T01:59:22.802+09:302012-08-13T01:59:22.802+09:30I can just see little boys everywhere wanting a &q...I can just see little boys everywhere wanting a "Tickle Me Rover" for Christmas.Crack You Whiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03071785490304845124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-87278558748928363562012-08-13T01:49:47.970+09:302012-08-13T01:49:47.970+09:30The Mars rover Grover fell over on clovers, then f...The Mars rover Grover fell over on clovers, then flipped into the Strait of Dover :)Kinley Danehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02648398736837020249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5114132119792854667.post-76001236156879640522012-08-12T22:47:02.641+09:302012-08-12T22:47:02.641+09:30Sounds like a whole routine you've worked up. ...Sounds like a whole routine you've worked up. Just make sure you stop to deliver the punch line...in the FACE! In the sur-FACE!<br /><br />WGWilyGuyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17867042879433282534noreply@blogger.com